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I don't believe it. Do you know the
worst part about being pregnant?

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Having to wear that giant underwear?

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No. I just went to the bathroom and I
have to go again.

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Hold on a minute. I've got a cure for
that.

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Hey, kid, get your foot off your
mother's bladder.

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Thanks, Ron.

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So, Quan Lee says you're starting a
childbirth class tomorrow.

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Yes, I am. Oh, and please, thank her for
all of her recommendations, although I

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have decided to pass on the Arapaho
squatting method.

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Good choice.

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She also mentioned you were going alone,
and, well, we thought if you needed a

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coach, maybe I can help. After all, I've
been through it before.

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Thank you, Mac. Maybe I'll just take you
up on that.

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Well, Bill, thank you very much for the
warning about the water fountain. No

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problem. Oh, criminy!

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Oops.

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I knew I forgot somebody.

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Well, now that my nostrils have been
hosed out, maybe we can start the

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Oh, by the way, sir, I'll be starting my
childbirth class, and I've decided to

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go with the coach after all.

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Really?

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So Mac and I may be a little late for
work tomorrow.

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Mac is your coach?

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Oh, well, he's certainly a choice.

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Look at that. Didn't he faint during
Kwan Lee's delivery?

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I didn't faint. I had appendicitis.
That's true. He did.

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Well, thank you, Bull.

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Triggered, no doubt, by panic and
hysterical fear.

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I was not afraid.

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You're looking at a man who served in
Vietnam, who went through Marine Basic,

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who's eaten Kwan Lee's frog gumbo.

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I think Mac's going to be a perfect
choice.

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Oh, by the way, Mac, here's a brochure
they gave me just in case you want to

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brush up before the course tomorrow.

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Hello, I'm Jenny, your childbirth
instructor.

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Sign in here, coat there.

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And do we have a partner tonight?

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Oh, well, I did, but he faints at the
sight of literature, so I'm going it

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alone.

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No, you're not.

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Harry, what are you doing here? Well,
come on, Miss Sullivan. After Mac

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out, somebody had to pick up the
standard.

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Well, don't you think it might be a
little awkward?

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No, we're adults. I don't think our
working relationship will be affected by

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little grunting and sweating.

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Hang up your coat.

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Hi. Ben and Mara Bernstein.

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Harry Stone.

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So when's your wife due?

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Oh, she's not my wife.

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I see.

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One of those couples.

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Aren't you afraid of raising the baby in
such an unstable home environment?

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No, it's not my baby either. The father
is in some cocaine field in South

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America.

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Doesn't even know about it.

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Well, I hope at least she's staying off
the stuff.

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He's a narc!

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You can come in.

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I'm just making sure none of these women
look familiar.

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here? Yeah, I know. You just think I
want to be in a room full of women who

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obviously can't say no.

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Well, Dan, I assume that even you
wouldn't hit on a pregnant woman. No,

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certainly not after the seventh month.

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Christine, you're my friend. I'm here to
help.

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Well, thank you, Dan.

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I see we're going with two coaches now?

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Two?

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Nice of you to drop by, Dan, but...

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I've got the situation under control.

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Oh, yeah.

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Harry, I think I know a little more
about the reproductive process than you

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, then let me ask you this. Where
are your pillows?

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Well, pillows have nothing to do with
it. Okay, okay, guys, guys, guys, guys.

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This is the most important thing I'm
ever going to do, so do you think that

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could work together as a team?

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Okay, certainly.

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Good, because I think I'm going to need
all the competent help I can get.

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All right!

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Let's have some...

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Well, that should kickstart somebody
into labor.

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All right, everyone, take a seat.

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And mothers, please sit next to your
coach or entourage, as the case may be.

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Yes,

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we're married.

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Still some ink left in the old fountain
pen, huh?

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Congratulations to us all.

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Having a baby is one of life's greatest
decisions.

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Not for Christine. Hers was an accident.

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Bull, we're here to be sensitive and
supportive of Christine.

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Thank you, Harry.

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Now... I know most of you have watched
your girlish figures being replaced with

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flabby thighs, swaybacks, and varicose
veins.

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Not to mention swollen feet and huge
butts.

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However, these and other problems can be
minimized through exercise.

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How many of you are getting into shape
by exercising your vaginal muscles?

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Maybe I'm thinking of something else.

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Well, it's something you can do anytime.

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For example, who would know that I'm
exercising mine right now?

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for the last three minutes, right?

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Well, let's make sure we all understand
the basics.

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Say hello to the female reproductive
system.

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Yeah!

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Now, who can identify the various parts?

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Uterus?

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Focus plug.

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In your face, pal.

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Uh, no, actually, I was going to point
to the birth canal, which is also known

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as...

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The

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part where the baby comes out.

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Close enough.

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Now then, why don't... Why don't we try
a few breathing exercises?

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Rearrange your chairs so your mothers
are facing your coaches.

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All right, coaches.

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Maintain eye contact with your mothers.
And let's begin with a deep inhale.

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pace on your own.

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That's enough. Someone's spitting.

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I have an idea.

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Why don't we take turns starting with
Coach here?

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Why should he go first?

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Because she can tell that I'm the one
who's taking this seriously.

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I'm the one that Christine can depend on
now and throughout her child's life.

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Don't you butt -mom me, Tony Jr.

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You are in hot water, young man.

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I came over as soon as I heard.

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Uncle Harry!

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Hey, you squirt! Ha! Ha!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Enough fun.

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Now, Tony, what's this I hear about you
being in a fight at school?

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Well, me and some kids started kind of
shoving at a school party.

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Tony, Tony, Tony, how many times have I
told you violence never solved anything?

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Torme song.

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I hope you flatten somebody.

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Harry, and my teacher, Mr.

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Hildebrandt, say you never even heard of
him. Well, don't you worry about it.

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I'm going to make sure he loses his job
and is put in prison.

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Harry.

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Something else?

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Yeah, there certainly is.

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Take a look at this.

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Whoa.

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Well, there's always the army.

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Her sanity has an IQ of 240.

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All right.

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Pop quiz, Tony.

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What does the Statue of Liberty stand
for?

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Because she can't sit down.

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Where was the Declaration of
Independence signed?

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At the bottom.

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Why were the Indians the first people in
North America?

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Because they had reservations.

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I don't know what they're complaining
about. The kids got the stuff down cold.

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Harry. Come on, get your hat, and I'll
buy you a soda.

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All right.

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What, you're going to reward him for...

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Yesterday, he disrupted an entire school
assembly by doing card tricks. Oh, come

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on, Christine.

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He's just a kid, and besides, he has the
added responsibility of being the only

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man in the house.

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Tony's under a lot of stress.

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Ready, Uncle Harry?

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You know, Christine, I guess you could
say that Tony and I are like an old pair

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of pants.

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Why? Because we're ready to split.

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Christine?

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Christine?

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I'm sorry, sir.

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I was just imagining what it was going
to be like to raise my baby alone.

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Hey, relax.

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It's going to be fine. Yeah, I know, I
know. I was just getting wrapped up in

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own silly thoughts.

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Well, nothing wrong with getting wrapped
up. I mean, after all, you are going to

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be a mummy.

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Once again, I...

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not shoot it across the room.

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Excuse me, Ginny.

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I'm afraid my husband is
hyperventilated.

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Come on, Bo, let's get him on his feet.

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I'm sure he's going to be fine.

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Danelle, isn't it?

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Listen, feel free to call me if you
should need a little extra help or you

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want to be nibbled on by somebody who
has his own teeth.

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Come on to her?

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Don't worry, Red. I was going to get
around to you.

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Well, I think this would be a fine time
for everyone to take a break.

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Ginny. Ginny, I am so sorry. My friends
are acting like such beanheads.

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I don't know. Maybe I'd be better off if
I just went through this thing alone.

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Perhaps.

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But then if you have a boy, you might
find one day that there are things men

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talk to him about that you can't. Well,
yeah, I know exactly what you mean.

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Cars. No, I mean...

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Like, what do you mean, babe?

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Like enough talk.

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Put down that surfboard and let me show
you, like, how I really feel.

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Oh, my God!

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filthy smut, that's why.

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Mom, they were just kissing. Just
kissing?

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Well, before you get any ideas like
that, young man, I think that we should

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a talk.

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Okay. Now.

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This is a book that answered a lot of
questions for me.

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Now.

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This is a boy, and this is a girl.

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Now, when a boy likes a girl... Mom, can
we just cut down to the part where the

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boy leaves Cat Fair? on the nightstand?

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What?

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Where did you learn such filth?

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Yahoo!

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Hey,

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Tiger, I'm not interrupting anything, am
I?

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Oh, no, no, no, nothing at all. Great,
it's time for me to take magic to his

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basketball game.

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Oh, oh, that's right, that's right.

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Let me get your coat and mittens.

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Anything new?

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Plenty.

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How can you tell?

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Not one pair of cotton undies.

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Here we go. And if you look closely, you
can see the three stars that make up

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the belt of Orion.

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Gee, mean Uncle Ben.

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It's an awe -inspiring sight, isn't it?

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I'll say.

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Well, we better get going. Okay, here
you go.

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Try not to sweat.

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Okay. All right, see you later, Mom.

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I thought you were going to stay in the
car.

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Well, we just couldn't wait to meet
Tony.

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Oh,

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you're cute.

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Yeah, yeah, thanks.

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So, Karen, did you know I was treasurer
of the student council?

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Oh, really?

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What are you teaching that kid, anyway?

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Are you happy? Having a contraction?

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What? Oh.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, I'm sorry. No, I was just
daydreaming.

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Right.

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Probably a drug -induced hallucination.

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All right, let's take our seats.

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And now we are going to talk about...

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ladies are thinking, but fortunately,
the pain that we feel in labor is a good

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pain.

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Excuse me.

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I'm having trouble with the concept of
good pain.

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Well, that's sort of like when your
girlfriend wears spurs a bit.

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Right?

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I'm sure I don't know.

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In this case, I meant that it's a pain
that accomplishes something positive,

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it's...

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Not with my mom.

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Every time my birthday rolled around,
she'd just lock herself in her room and

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whimper.

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All right, it hurts like hell, which is
why we sometimes need painkillers.

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If I may, I would like to point out the
latest research on the adverse effects

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of medication on the unborn child.

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I know the research.

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I've also assisted in over 3 ,000
births. How about you, Coach?

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Me? Oh, well, I would say definitely
one.

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Ha! I've done seven.

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And let me tell you, you haven't
experienced life's little miracle until

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licked off a newborn kitten.

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All right, all right. Let's just say
you've had your baby.

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Maybe we can talk a little now about
handling the newborn.

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Here you go.

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A little hint.

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This one you don't carry around in your
mouth.

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Oh, this is what it's all about, isn't
it, guys?

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Hey, it looks like you got yourself a
girl, Christine.

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A girl?

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I could have a girl.

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That would change everything.

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Your little Tony sure is a cutie,
Christine.

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You must be awfully proud of her. Oh,
yes, I am.

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Not every mom that gets to see her
little girl play a piano solo at

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Hall.

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Not to mention bringing peace to the
Middle East.

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Yeah, that was some essay, wasn't it?

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But you know, Bull, she never could have
done any of this without your support.

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Well, I sure enjoy helping her with
stuff like that science project.

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Yeah, I bet she's the only kid in her
class who knows how long it takes

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to strip a dead horse.

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Science isn't always pretty, Christine.

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But your little princess sure is.

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Thanks, Bull.

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You know she thinks the world of you,
too.

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Tony, honey!

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Okay? Yeah, you try bringing a baby into
the world alone after you realize that

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your marriage was little more than a one
-night stand.

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Well, that helped a lot.

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Oh, who's talking, Mr. Mucus Plug?

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Come on, grow up, guys. Some of us are
here to learn.

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Oh, really?

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Well, I thought you knew it all after
your night in the closet with Fluffy the

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Cat.

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Don't just hold the babies, all right?

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Hey, come to Uncle Harry, little fella.
No, come on. Give it here. Why?

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You're doing it wrong. You're going to
break his sternum like that. I am not.

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I'll show you how it's done.

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baby like a pack of jackals now that's a
birthing method i'm not familiar with

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oh i suppose she would have been better
off with your method the freak out and

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faint you're talking about yesterday
that's just because i skipped lunch oh

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yeah i've got some falling to do

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One moment I think I can handle this all
on my own, and then I think I need

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somebody to lean on, and then I worry
that there's nobody I can depend on, and

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then I don't know what to think.

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What the heck is the matter with me?

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You're having a baby.

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Miss Sullivan?

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You got a minute?

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We fixed your baby.

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We figure that we owe you an apology.

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I guess the reason we've been acting the
way we have is that each of us, in his

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own way, thinks of the baby as his own.

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Yeah, let's see who steps forward the
first time that kid loads his diaper.

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Yeah, I guess this little tyke has his
all thrown for a loop.

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I mean, just thinking about the
possibility of having to raise this

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has got me imagining all kinds of
things.

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Christine, we'll be there.

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And we'll act like grown -ups, honest.

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Trust my heart and hope to die. Stick a
needle in my eye.

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Thanks, guys.

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I just hope you won't be hurt if
sometimes I need to handle things on my

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No. In fact, if you want to do this
childbirth class solo, that's Jake with

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right? Yes.

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Well, as a matter of fact, I have
decided to go with a coach.

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I figured I should choose the one of you
who's proven to be the coolest head in

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a crisis.

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Roz.

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Roz?

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Makes sense.

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Yeah, I think we can respect that
choice.

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Sure. Roz it is.

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She picked a girl.

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What a dumb idea.

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Yeah, what do they know about having
babies?

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I hope you don't mind.

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I'd be honored.

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But I'd warn your doctor.

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If he slaps that baby too hard, I'm
taking him down.

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No.